Disclaimer: the chickens were treated extremely well — all of this is purely accidental and completely true.

Those fucking birds.

Listen. I loved working on a ranch. The air was clean, there were horses and dogs and mini ponies and rats. There were also chickens, which were adorable and terrifying all at once. We started with around four, raised them from chicks, and so we just continued getting more! We had so much fun running around in their pen, finding out how to feed them and care for them.